What is Salty Balls, you ask? Well, what isn’t Salty Balls?
It’s a state-of-mind for the avid beach dweller. It’s that 110-degree August day on the Texas coast, with slight winds out of the SE @ 25-30 mph. It’s that beach tent that takes off like a rocket, only to be found 2 miles downwind in the dunes. It’s your beach parking “strategery” for evading the beach parking permit dude… for an entire weekend.
It’s catching that 30” speckled trout for the first time, or watching your daughter catch a Piggy Perch off the pier with her Dora The Explorer rod & reel – both met with the same exhilaration, I assure you. It’s finding the “perfect vacation t-shirt” with the $10 your parents gave you to spend on souvenirs. It’s that serene feeling when you get out of the shower after spending 8 hours building sand castles, catching ghost shrimp and body surfing. It’s those uncatchable giant reds that hang at the ferry crossing. It’s getting double blisters on your fingers from raking the seaweed from your beach spot. It’s breakfast tacos and a 3” thick tuna steak.
It’s miniature golf on ½ sand, ½ turf, with a putter that has more rust than a shipwreck. It’s surfing with the jellyfish. It’s fishing the flats. It’s Salty Balls. That’s what it is.
Yes, it’s a state-of-mind. That’s all. And, it’s a vision for us, whether we’re stuck in the library studying for that Algebra final, forecasting quarterly sales or stuck in 5 o’clock gridlock. We hope it can become a vision for you, too.
Please browse our current apparel products. In the future, we’ll offer the following items:
- Additional shirt options
- Beach toys
- Beach balls
- Sandals / flip-flops
- Accessories
- Hats / Visors
- Stickers
- Signs
If you have questions or ideas for new Salty Balls Texas merchandise, please send us a note. Also, don’t forget to tell your friends about us. Thanks.